i have a blog so i can be passive-aggressive and no one will really notice.

my latest annoyances...

if i ever drink the kool aid and get married, i will not go on my honeymoon to a place where my hotel stay costs as much as the people who work there make in a year.

i've posted this before, but really, people need to stop vaguebooking. especially when it is so obviously about your break-up.

finally, telling me julia and julia is one of your favorite movies is a deal breaker. i won't date you.